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BendtheBar 02-13-2011 08:17 PM

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
 
English phrase Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!! No Bai De Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

bamazav 02-13-2011 08:43 PM

Lunch = Kung Po Chicken

Slow tonight, I had to re-read your post to get it. Hilarious.

ILoveLifting 02-13-2011 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 115588)
English phrase Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!! No Bai De Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka



Dat wai tu funny:rockon:

lurker 02-13-2011 09:02 PM

lol that was pretty good

BendtheBar 02-13-2011 09:32 PM

I had to read a couple over myself. I was a little slow.

5kgLifter 02-14-2011 02:56 PM

For one second there I thought I was gonna learn Chinese :D

BendtheBar 02-14-2011 02:57 PM

I took a course in college but really only learned that a word has 4 different meanings based on inflection.

5kgLifter 02-14-2011 03:02 PM

I know, it's crazy. I learned a small bit of Mandarin Chinese "Ni Hao Babala" yeah, the instructor says that Babala is as close as they will understand to my name...to me, a name is a name in any language and has no need of alteration, unless it translates as something really bad, of course.

BendtheBar 02-14-2011 03:07 PM

You could bump your knee mid-sentence, change your inflection, and accidentally tell someone to jump off a bridge...

5kgLifter 02-14-2011 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 115814)
You could bump your knee mid-sentence, change your inflection, and accidentally tell someone to jump off a bridge...

LOL, that's so true...it took me ages to say "Ni Hao" correctly even though I thought I was saying it the same as the instructor but she obviously didn't think so, Lord knows what I was saying, in reality :D


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