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BendtheBar 02-06-2011 09:23 AM

Super Bowl may trigger heart attacks
Super Bowl may trigger heart attacks

Super Bowl may trigger heart attacks -


A new study suggests that the emotional stress fans feel after a loss may trigger fatal heart attacks, especially in people who already have heart disease. Stress generates the so-called fight-or-flight response, which causes sharp upticks in heart rate and blood pressure that can strain the heart.
This seems like common sense to me. Not sure why we need to study the obvious, but I guess it's "stimulating the economy".

Abaddon 02-06-2011 09:28 AM

Where's the study on soccer hooliganism?
"Pity you had a heart attack mate - you missed some great brawling, car tipping and general looting.
Not to mention the new type of tear gas the coppers are using now - really sobered me up on the dash home!!"

BendtheBar 02-06-2011 09:46 AM

The next study up....

Sex may increase happiness....

Abaddon 02-06-2011 10:07 AM

exercise may lead to perspiration...
(answer: use the Ab Swing system!!)

BendtheBar 02-06-2011 10:19 AM

I like where this thread is headed and can't resist myself...

Driving your car blindfolded may lead to an increase in traffic fatalities....

5kgLifter 02-06-2011 01:42 PM

Staring at the Sun through a telescope may cause diminished eyesight...

bamazav 02-06-2011 01:49 PM

Taking a dump may lead to the toilet being flushed.

BendtheBar 02-06-2011 01:50 PM

Licking a frozen metal pole may result in the sudden loss of mobility.

bamazav 02-06-2011 02:11 PM

Wearing your wife's dress may result in the snot getting beat out of you.

BendtheBar 02-06-2011 02:15 PM

This thread smells like pork.

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