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Old 01-06-2011, 12:33 PM   #21
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:35 PM   #22
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...2 crazy Aussies? Yeah - and apparently we're now fatter per capita than you yanks, and more opulent using a typical 3-class analysis.
But most of the time, all we're doing is trying to catch up...
And we have never been ruled for 8 years by cocaine-addled specialympics kid whose previous accolades are the failed management of a football team and playing hookey with the national guard...
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As while we're at it, here is the "Can you pass an Australian citizenship test"...

Q1...What is this?



Q2...What is this?



Q3...What is this?

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And on THAT note, BTB (speaking of kangaroos)...did you know that female kangaroos have two vaginas? It's true. I wonder how many Aussies know THAT factoid.
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I moderated on a large Australian bodybuilding forum once. And I never heard that kangaroo factoid.
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All those guys are multi-multi-millionaires now. I thought the home of soulless free-market capitalism would admire that?
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As while we're at it, here is the "Can you pass an Australian citizenship test"...
Q1...What is this?

Crap. We export it. We do not drink it. It's kind of an 'in-joke'.
Q2...What is this?

Food if you can catch it. A threat if it's mating season.
Q3...What is this?
A fkn stupid, stupid, stupid game. With poles. Usually played by guys who only train arms and chest.
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And on THAT note, BTB (speaking of kangaroos)...did you know that female kangaroos have two vaginas? It's true. I wonder how many Aussies know THAT factoid.
LOL!! Just yesterday I was telling Titan about how the platypus can kill you with it's poison claw... ANOTHER thing most aussies don't know!!
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Wow. Tumbleweeds just rolled by this thread. I thought those jokes were pretty good...
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Did you reply "Beer capital of the world" ? Thats what I said when I was in the Navy.

They would reply "OOOOOOOOHHHHHH OK"
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Did you reply "Beer capital of the world" ? Thats what I said when I was in the Navy.

They would reply "OOOOOOOOHHHHHH OK"
Haha yeah it wasn't me, otherwise, you know I would have come back with some sarcastic one-liner.
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