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Old 11-13-2010, 09:34 AM   #1
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I'm sure we've all done this before. While working out you bust out a huge fart. I was talking to a friend of mine back in Hawaii the other day and we were just talking about working out, then talked about stories about the times the training group was all together.

There was this one time that one of the guys was benching. He was doing a heavy set and the last one he struggled pushing up then next thing..a frickin huge thunderous sound comes from his ass..what was even more funny was that there was this chick that was walking right pass the bench..i was like MAN YOU JUST LAUNCHED A FART ROCKET AT HER!
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Old 11-13-2010, 09:38 AM   #2
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I usually go to the toilet and have a preventive shit before my heavy work lol
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Old 11-13-2010, 09:55 AM   #3
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I usually go to the toilet and have a preventive shit before my heavy work lol
yea after my farting incident during squats..i make sure to take a preventive shit before squats especially..don;t want no prairie dogging hahha
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Old 11-13-2010, 09:59 AM   #4
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I'm a man, I fart, deal with it.

That said, my petite little cute Daughter can let it fly like a champ. Her response when this happens, "My bad."
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Old 11-13-2010, 09:42 AM   #5
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Funny you post this. We were buying a car this week, sitting in the finance office, and my 6 year daughter rips a big one. The finance guy smirked, and tried to hold back his laughter.
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Old 11-13-2010, 02:36 PM   #6
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Funny you post this. We were buying a car this week, sitting in the finance office, and my 6 year daughter rips a big one. The finance guy smirked, and tried to hold back his laughter.
Did it get you a lower rate? lol
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My best one was back in the day I was doing Db presses and a ME set I busted one and it was a long one from start to full extension. Sounded like I was a creaking old door opening threw the rep. lol A good old Broccoli Methane fart to. lol Cleared out the gym. Free roam for me. lol
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My youngest daughter is a fartmaniac. My oldest could care less.
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I heard the fart talk from like 5 websites away and it drew me in like a tractor beam.
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