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dmaipa 11-13-2010 09:34 AM

Enter the FART ZONE
 
I'm sure we've all done this before. While working out you bust out a huge fart. I was talking to a friend of mine back in Hawaii the other day and we were just talking about working out, then talked about stories about the times the training group was all together.

There was this one time that one of the guys was benching. He was doing a heavy set and the last one he struggled pushing up then next thing..a frickin huge thunderous sound comes from his ass..what was even more funny was that there was this chick that was walking right pass the bench..i was like MAN YOU JUST LAUNCHED A FART ROCKET AT HER!

big_swede 11-13-2010 09:38 AM

I usually go to the toilet and have a preventive shit before my heavy work lol

BendtheBar 11-13-2010 09:42 AM

Funny you post this. We were buying a car this week, sitting in the finance office, and my 6 year daughter rips a big one. The finance guy smirked, and tried to hold back his laughter.

dmaipa 11-13-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by big_swede (Post 92773)
I usually go to the toilet and have a preventive shit before my heavy work lol

yea after my farting incident during squats..i make sure to take a preventive shit before squats especially..don;t want no prairie dogging hahha

glwanabe 11-13-2010 09:59 AM

I'm a man, I fart, deal with it.

That said, my petite little cute Daughter can let it fly like a champ. Her response when this happens, "My bad."

BendtheBar 11-13-2010 12:37 PM

My youngest daughter is a fartmaniac. My oldest could care less.

ElementalVirago 11-13-2010 01:24 PM

I heard the fart talk from like 5 websites away and it drew me in like a tractor beam.

glwanabe 11-13-2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ElementalVirago (Post 92807)
I heard the fart talk from like 5 websites away and it drew me in like a tractor beam.

The Dr. is now in.

ElementalVirago 11-13-2010 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by glwanabe (Post 92811)
The Dr. is now in.

Well, I'm by license a poop doctor, but the related branch of fart science isn't far from my specialty.

Rich Knapp 11-13-2010 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 92775)
Funny you post this. We were buying a car this week, sitting in the finance office, and my 6 year daughter rips a big one. The finance guy smirked, and tried to hold back his laughter.

Did it get you a lower rate? lol


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