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Old 07-22-2010, 02:45 PM   #1
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So let's talk about some of the embarrassing things that go on in the gym. I'm not necessarily talking about goofy lifts or cockamamie ideas, but, like, actual embarrassing situations you've encountered. Like...

"Today I almost shart myself in the squat rack."

Not that...I did that, today, or anything. I mean, it wasn't me. No, I wouldn't do that. It was, like, some other person.

Ok, I did almost shart myself during squats today. So what have you guys done, or even seen? If you don't want to admit it, just say "I have this friend who almost shart herself in the squat rack" and I swear, no one will ever know it was you.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:20 PM   #2
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Was going to do standing calf raises in the smith for the first time, smith has a top bar and well i didnt think about its height and that iam 6.5.. So got a good stretch in bottom position, exploded up and hit my head really hard into the top bar and almost blacked out ;P
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:21 PM   #3
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Was going to do standing calf raises in the smith for the first time, smith has a top bar and well i didnt think about its height and that iam 6.5.. So got a good stretch in bottom position, exploded up and hit my head really hard into the top bar and and almost blacked out ;P
Awww...man...don't feel bad, I knocked myself clean out with nunchaku once. Bruce Lee I am not. I kicked my own ass that day.
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:23 PM   #4
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Haha its okay, dangerous toys were playing with :P
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Had a 30 lb standard bar on top of my squat rack (I use it for trunk twist), I went to adjust the rack because it looked uncentered and Bam! It came crashing down on my bald dome, workout was over....lol
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i'm 6,2 and did the same exact thing just not that hard. just a bump but still hurt
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I pinched the hell out of both hands, loading 45lb plates on a barbell, I think during 2006 or 2007. Blood was pouring out. It was gruesome. I still have the scars.
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ive farted and ripped my pants at the same time while ass to grass squatting
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i'm 6,2 and did the same exact thing just not that hard. just a bump but still hurt
Good to hear that im not alone in my stupidity then =)
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