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Old 06-04-2010, 12:09 AM   #1
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So I am out relaxing on the beach today with a few friends, throwing the football around in the water and what not when this girl joins in... She is beautiful, I mean 5'6" Natural double D's (had to be!) that were so perfect they were to die for, cute belly button ring and nice long brown hair... anyway we are all playing ball and she is very friendly and jumps right in. Well after a few more beers and what not and a little more messing around in the water and everyone talking, the group I am with decides to take off. It kind of happens that this girl comes up towards the parking lot with us to use the restroom. Before I know it I am giving the girl not only a hug goodbye but a kiss as well (drunk) So my friend comes out of the bathroom and says hey man we gotta go I'm going to be late for work, only as Im leaving do I find out that this girl is 16. A girll I was with overheard her earlier on in the day talking with friends apparently... I about sh*t my pants. I was thinking there is no way, I would have guessed her at no younger than 20 and bet a decent amount of money she was even 21.. Is it just me or are these damn girls maturing faster and faster!!?? I am still in shock. I'm 22 years old so I mean thats dipping a bit too low! Defenitely felt a little weird after that one, a little mad though too!

Share your Jailbait stories, come on we all have one of two, if you are older lets just hope you were much younger when they happened haha
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Old 06-04-2010, 06:33 AM   #2
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Not much you can do about those situations. If the parents let her play with the big boys, and she looks old enough, you don't exactly want to lead with "are you 18?"

When I was 20, back in the days when I was muscular and ripped, I walked to the YMCA every day to train. There was this 15 year old hottie that lived at this house past a river. Well she was known for being "very giving."

After a month or two of me walking by every day, she started to sit on her porch and wait for me. Eventually she started sending her sister out to tell me "my sister thinks you're cute."

One day out of the blue, the 15 year old hottie steps down and whispers in my ear, "I want to give you a BJ."

I kept walking, and after that I started taking a new way to the YMCA. I wanted no part of that temptation.
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Old 06-04-2010, 08:38 AM   #3
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That stuff happens man. I was very interested in this girl who I was sure was at least 19 (I was 21-22) and came to find out she was 14!!! Unbelievable.

Here's something I learned about when I was taking a Criminal Justice class a few years back... in most states, statutory rape is based on the age she is, not the age you think she is even if she presents an ID. That's right, you're still guilty even if she gives you a driver's license, military ID, passport, or whatever that says she's an adult.
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So, the moral of these stories...stick with older women.

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Old 06-04-2010, 09:42 AM   #5
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ok BTB, this picture just ruined the moment time to go back to the testosterone thread
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Well, the age of consent is 16 up here in Ontario.
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ohh man i feel your pain marc.
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Sucks man. She will have saggy tits when she's older anyways
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