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HOOPIE 01-28-2010 10:38 PM

A little Humor
 
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.
'Scenario'
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 Cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer
BANG! Maybe I should have asked more questions. Maybe I shouldn't have done that so quickly. Oh well...we'll know better next time, won't we?


Redneck's Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click....(sounds of reloading)
Daughter says: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son says: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife says: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist!

CallmeKing 01-28-2010 11:08 PM

Hahah I lol'd the best part "you're not taking that to the taxidermist"

Grim83 01-28-2010 11:12 PM

i guess i cant argue any more i am a redneck lol

HOOPIE 01-28-2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim83 (Post 22881)
i guess i cant argue any more i am a redneck lol

You're in Alabama, you're a redneck...

Grim83 01-28-2010 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOOPIE (Post 22885)
You're in Alabama, you're a redneck...

Thanks Stevie glad to know you dont do stereotypes

DocColossus 01-29-2010 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim83 (Post 22887)
Thanks Stevie glad to know you dont do stereotypes

Ha!!!:ditto:

HOOPIE 01-29-2010 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim83 (Post 22887)
Thanks Stevie glad to know you dont do stereotypes

LOL, Who me stereotype, why i would never do such a thing to an alabama redneck:rockon:

DocColossus 01-29-2010 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by HOOPIE (Post 22905)
LOL, Who me stereotype, why i would never do such a thing to an alabama redneck:rockon:

Oh snap!:cheers:

jdmalm123 01-31-2010 01:25 PM

I guess I'm a Republican b/c I would shoot once (or I'm a frugal redneck and trying to save ammo!).

BendtheBar 01-31-2010 01:30 PM

I would be a redneck. Unload the ammo.


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