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BendtheBar 01-07-2010 03:55 PM

Sexy Time
 
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This might be TMI, but you get what you pay for...(kids, plug your ears)

My wife wanted to encourage me this year as I cut my weight down to 220, so she she basically said that she would make sexy time with me each day as long as I stuck to my cutting diet.

For those of you who haven't been married for 13 years, and for those of you who aren't post-40, this is a huge incentive. Who doesn't want to make sexy time each day.

Anywho, we were rolling along good until last night - I stuck to my diet, and was rewarded each night. Well, last night she "forgot".

I asked her about it today, and she said she was "tired." She wasn't mean-spirited about the promise. I informed her that when a woman tells a man he will be given sex for 150 straight days, it's like telling a kid..."this year, you will get a treat/present every day!" When the kid doesn't get a present that day, they get real confused.

Long story short...in discussing this issue with her today, I found out that "every day" still means "whenever I feel like it."

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strkout35 01-07-2010 03:57 PM

women :dunno2:

how nice it is to be 17 and have a girlfriend who can't get enough of it

BendtheBar 01-07-2010 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by strkout35 (Post 18736)
women :dunno2:

how nice it is to be 17 and have a girlfriend who can't get enough of it

Take advice from an old man...hit it every night you can get it.

glwanabe 01-07-2010 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 18735)

This is the perfect picture to accompany your story.

I wouldn't be to hard on her, (no pun intended) She's only human after all.

She'll just have to give you a make up cardio session.

strkout35 01-07-2010 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 18740)
Take advice from an old man...hit it every night you can get it.

sounds like a plan :)

BendtheBar 01-07-2010 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by glwanabe (Post 18741)
This is the perfect picture to accompany your story.

I wouldn't be to hard on her, (no pun intended) She's only human after all.

She'll just have to give you a make up cardio session.

Well, intercourse isn't her only alternative. She's aware of other options if she's tired.

:march::march::march:

Seriously though, I didn't literally expect sex 150 straight days...but one can dream. It's like free throw shooting percentage...I want that sucker in the 90's so I can lead the league.

glwanabe 01-07-2010 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 18745)
It's like free throw shooting percentage...I want that sucker in the 90's so I can lead the league.

I'm sure you will be.

A little story, along the same lines.

Man, and Wife are in bed and the Husband is feeling in the mood. He starts touching his Wife, and she knows what he wants. She says, she has a ob-gyn appointment in the morning, and wants to stay clean for the Dr. appt.

Husband says ok. A minute later he ask her if she also has a Dentist appt as well.

jhuse2 01-07-2010 04:23 PM

I have been married for 7 yrs. I have found out that I get to have fun when she wants to have fun. I have been trying to convince her that having sex can boost my testosterone and help me workout better. She hasn't gone for it yet.

Shaolinkiwi 01-07-2010 04:48 PM

I known my wife for 10years been married the last two. Went from once / twice daily at uni to the well almost begin dry since the ring went her finger.

Hit it hard and often when younger cos the $hit done change.

Agree 100% with BTB on that.

RickB 01-07-2010 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by glwanabe (Post 18751)
I'm sure you will be.

A little story, along the same lines.

Man, and Wife are in bed and the Husband is feeling in the mood. He starts touching his Wife, and she knows what he wants. She says, she has a ob-gyn appointment in the morning, and wants to stay clean for the Dr. appt.

Husband says ok. A minute later he ask her if she also has a Dentist appt as well.


LOL! That's great!


And from a good friend of mine who has been filling me in on the status of his wife's non-interest in sex. They've been married 16yrs and it had been over a month since he was able to "get together" with her. She turned him down on his birthday in early December, again a couple more times mid-Dec, and again on Christmas. Yet again on NYE. She knew she had a problem and she went to the Doctor to see if she was having hormone problems because she had no desire. So she is at least making an effort.

My buddy has a great sense of humor and he let her know he's been having to take care of it himself during this time. Stardate: Jan 01, 2010...heheh, in the morning he started letting her know he wanted it.

She got up and locked the door and said "OK, how do you want it?"

He very seriously (but with humor hidden) said "Just lay there!" He paused a good bit and said "this is NOT going to take long". And he said in well under 2 minutes he was done and the both started laughing.

OK, maybe not super funny to those that don't know him....but this guy can make you crack up with the way he delivers things.

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Steve,

Man, what an offer!!!! Women don't know that when they say something sex related in a positive light to a man, he has her full attention to all details. They just don't seem to put as much "weight" into what is said as we do. But just take what you can get and roll with it. I wouldn't make a big deal about a missed day now and again ;)

Maybe start a log, minus details. Like this:

Day 1: hit it
Day 2: hit it
Day 3: missed it
Day 4: back in the saddle

You see what I mean :D


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