Muscle and Brawn Forums
 

Go Back   Muscle and Brawn Forums > General > General Board
Mark Forums Read
Register Articles Members List Search Today's Posts

Notices

General Board You can talk about anything here. Life, sports, rants, whatever.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 12-29-2009, 06:04 PM   #21
Donkeyballs
Senior Member
Brawn
Points: 726, Level: 14 Points: 726, Level: 14 Points: 726, Level: 14
Activity: 3% Activity: 3% Activity: 3%
 
Donkeyballs's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 218
Reputation: 3030
Donkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good postsDonkeyballs has made some very good posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kman025 View Post
the following was posted on my log today. sorry its so long:


FUNIEST SHIT EVER I'VE EVER SEEN AT THE GYM
Right after dmaipa posted his story i hit the gym and saw something great! this is it:

There was a guy looking for a squat rack. As soon as i saw he had some erganomic (sp) light blue pad for the bar i knew shit was about to get funny.

Me and my cousin were using a squat rack to load the bar up for deadlifts and other shit and i still had front squats to do. Since at the time we were doing rows, i offered for him to grab another bar and use the rack. he mumbled some shit and then put his stuff down and got a bar.

I continued my rows. He then puts his weird as blue thing on the bar and proceded to back squat 135 for a few reps (this was after lighter warm up sets).

I just minded my business and started working on sumo pulls.

He asked me if my cousin and i play sports. I told him my cousin plays college football and that i just like lifting heavy as shit(i left out the heavy as shit part). He asked what school we went to and i told him what high school i went to. then he asked if i was a senior or junior. I dont look any older than a sophmore, but i took this as a compliment. still this guy just seemed weird to me.

After the power rack opened up he moved over there and thanked me for making room for him previously. I moved on to do front squats with the weight he had for back squats. He of course commented on this and jokingly said "im embarassed".

when im getting ready to do my last set of front squats i see something in the mirror. This guy is wedging himself under the bar with the bar at pelvis level. He then puts a 4 inch-ish box under his back....

i look away towards my bar to get ready and then my cousin says "PORNSTAR".

I have no clue what hes talking about, but i look around.

The guy is doing "POWER HUMPS" with 155lbs. I just cracked up and this took my mind off the pain of the front squats.

For the record this guy looked like the sterotypical porn guy (not old school "moustace" guy).

this made my day!

*****SORRY if this is a real exercise, but it just made me crack up******
Good story.

Best squat rack thing I've ever seen was someone doing curls with the 10's on each side. One of the funnest things I've seen.

I did see someone practicing his golf swing on the cable cross machine - I was like WTF is he doing, had to pause and look across the gym to see this guy trying to do golf swings with the cables. Some of the things you see in the gym are funny. Makes for an entertaining workout some days!
Donkeyballs is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 12-29-2009, 06:22 PM   #22
glwanabe
Senior Member
Max Brawn
Points: 15,106, Level: 79 Points: 15,106, Level: 79 Points: 15,106, Level: 79
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 

Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 5,268
Reputation: 150539
glwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master memberglwanabe is a master member
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by swoleramon View Post
Anyway, there's this one woman in her mid-40's who wears the same thin tight yellow t-shirt every day. She has huge boobs. She's on the Stairmaster 24/7 I swear to god. And with all the mirrors you're constantly staring at her sweaty tits sticking to her t-shirt. Her nipples are always sticking out and they look like thumbs.
The key to writing a good story is editing.

I sleep with a women in her mid 40's. She's pretty hot.
glwanabe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-30-2009, 10:49 AM   #23
RickB
Senior Member
Max Brawn
Points: 2,802, Level: 32 Points: 2,802, Level: 32 Points: 2,802, Level: 32
Activity: 4% Activity: 4% Activity: 4%
 
RickB's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: N.E. Texas
Posts: 2,962
Reputation: 350
RickB is off to a good startRickB is off to a good startRickB is off to a good startRickB is off to a good start
Default

Oh geez! Good write up maipa!
RickB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-31-2009, 06:49 PM   #24
dmaipa
Living in the Shadows
Max Brawn
Points: 12,684, Level: 73 Points: 12,684, Level: 73 Points: 12,684, Level: 73
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
dmaipa's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New York..
Posts: 3,070
Training Type: Bodybuilding
Fav Supp: Food
Reputation: 48162
dmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machinedmaipa is a lifting machine
Default

Got a new story for you guys..AIPA'S BLOG
__________________
Connect with me more:

THE AIPA PROJECT | HAWAII FITNESS AND AWESOME KU LIFESTYLE BLOG

Youtube Channel: THE AIPA PROJECT

Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @theaipaproject
dmaipa is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
gym, stories


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Muscle Crime Stories: eBook ggray General Board 0 09-14-2010 10:15 PM

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:15 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.