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Old 08-17-2013, 01:09 AM   #1
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Step 1: Find a suitable gym, equipment, price, distance.

Step 2: Negotiate a happy medium with price, whether it be monthly, bi-yearly, yearly, etc.

Step 3: Sign the paper that says excercise is dangerous, your own risk, nobody held accountable, etc.

Step 4: Now that you are a member, you must lift hard, and make appropriate noises. Such as displays of anger when you fail a lift. Or the clank of the deadlift bar.

Step 5: Congrats! Even though it is a spider filled, dirty, backwoods "fitness center" filled with hicks, you are now banned because an anonymous asshole has complained about your aggressive tendencies.


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Old 08-17-2013, 01:20 AM   #2
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That gym looks like a large basement meant to store a bunch of items. Owner seems like an idiot.
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Old 08-17-2013, 01:57 AM   #3
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Gym looks toilet. Find a better one.

As an Englishman I also find your accent awesome. More videos with talking please
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Old 08-17-2013, 04:14 AM   #4
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Well hope you find a better gym bud! However, having some spiders in your gym is normal, there are spiders in my gym !
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Old 08-17-2013, 05:27 AM   #5
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That gym looks like crap! Hope you find a better one which will not be too hard I'd imagine!

On another note, I've never been in a gym with more than 1 power rack and several have had none. Do multi-power rack gyms exist?
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Old 08-17-2013, 06:15 AM   #6
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Do multi-power rack gyms exist?
Sure do. None within a million miles of where I live, however.

edit: We don't even have one actual power rack, in fact. Just a half squat rack thing.
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Old 08-17-2013, 07:19 AM   #7
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That sucks! The gym I go to on post has 2 power racks, 1 squat rack, and 3 different leg presses. There's also another gym close by that has 2 massive power racks upstairs in the corner of the cardio room. Most people don't even know they're up there.

You're tax dollars at work, although most of the equipment is used plenty.
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Looks like that gym has twice the amount of useless equipment as my gym. And my gym sucks too! One very cheap power rack, but few use it.
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Old 08-17-2013, 10:34 AM   #9
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Spiders just want to get swole. I hope you show the video to the owner. I seem to remember you saying you broke a yellow ab wheel thing.
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My gym has one power rack, a million spiders, and no waiting.
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