Originally Posted by BendtheBar
I love the guys that walk around like Tom Platz, as if their legs were 20 inches larger than they are.
That's kind of along the same lines of the Invisible Lat Syndrome guys. "I'm so pumped I can't even put my arms down when I walk!" No, dildo, you can't put your arms down because your man boobs have finally slid down under your armpits.
"Somewhere, someone isn't impressed by your looks. Not all men jump through the hoops of your fire. You're unbelievably boring to more people than you'll ever know." --Henry Rollins
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