Originally Posted by BendtheBar
My wife called me twice from her cell phone, whilst right outside the house, to ask if the back door was locked.
Sometimes women confuse me.
I must meet this woman. She sounds like a trip.
Mrs. BtB: "OMGWTFBBQ there's a tree down in the yard after that big windstorm, there's debris everywhere! The only logical conclusion is that a bear trashed it!"
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