Thanks, NT, but I'm waaaay too honest to ever be a successful politician. "Hey Pres, does this underage stripper make my butt look big?" "Why yes, Governor, yes it does."
"Somewhere, someone isn't impressed by your looks. Not all men jump through the hoops of your fire. You're unbelievably boring to more people than you'll ever know." --Henry Rollins
"If someone tells you something is easy and they can't explain how to do it, it's not easy." --Steve Shaw