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Old 05-20-2010, 10:28 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by bas781 View Post
Squats Cure Cancer

squats cure cancer
on this premise I'm sold

they make life much better
for the young and the old

so while the naysayers claim they're bad on the knees
you go below parallel, paying no heed

for no man became strong without this one truth
gains are made in the gym squatting since youth

so you squat and eat, continuing to grow
while doubters do leg extensions with nothing to show

because when it comes to heavy lifting, of this I am sure
weakness is cancer
the squat is your cure.

-Ben S. (bas781)
Damn that was pretty sweet!!!
reps for poems fo sho
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