I'm a nerd and you inspired me.
This is lame, written today, but here goes.
Squats Cure Cancer
squats cure cancer
on this premise I'm sold
they make life much better
for the young and the old
so while the naysayers claim they're bad on the knees
you go below parallel, paying no heed
for no man became strong without this one truth
gains are made in the gym squatting since youth
so you squat and eat, continuing to grow
while doubters do leg extensions with nothing to show
because when it comes to heavy lifting, of this I am sure
weakness is cancer
the squat is your cure.
-Ben S. (bas781)