pork steak + ramen noodles (1 or 2 packs depending on what day it is), suddenly salad. or velveeta shells and cheese.
protein shake (2 cups milk, 1 scoop chocolate peanut butter protein powder)
lots of milk (32oz glasses)
lots and lots of whatever the wife cooks for dinner
bacon double cheeseburger with french fries and a bowl of gravy on the side (Fridays)
Pizza all day long on football Sundays.
"Why yes, yes I am on a cutting diet. If you touch my food, I WILL cut you."
"We should ban treadmills instead of guns. I have never been harmed by a gun while treadmills, on the other hand, routinely make me feel like I am dying."
Gym pr's- bench 330, DL 405, squat 450
Meet pr's- bench 350, do 425, squat tbd