While trying to convince the buffet owner that you don't intend to put him out of business, he politely asks you if you know what the gender or due date is.
"Why yes, yes I am on a cutting diet. If you touch my food, I WILL cut you."
"We should ban treadmills instead of guns. I have never been harmed by a gun while treadmills, on the other hand, routinely make me feel like I am dying."
Gym pr's- bench 330, DL 405, squat 450
Meet pr's- bench 350, do 425, squat tbd