Now that I think about it, though, a lot of gyms have the magnetic weights that you stick on the stacks or the ones made to fit on top of the stack as well. They would still probably not like you strapping a whole bunch of weight to it.
"Why yes, yes I am on a cutting diet. If you touch my food, I WILL cut you."
"We should ban treadmills instead of guns. I have never been harmed by a gun while treadmills, on the other hand, routinely make me feel like I am dying."
Gym pr's- bench 330, DL 405, squat 450
Meet pr's- bench 350, do 425, squat tbd