I don't care if there are two water fountains in the gym, you're a douchebag if you get real close to me on the lower water fountain so the back of your head is real close to the fountain on one. Those of you in commercial gyms know what im talking about.
one word: Zubaz
You train with 4 of your buddies who sit on surrounding equipment while one of their friends does a half assed fucking set while giggling and gossiping like a fucking sewing circle. Fuck you.
"Before the Beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called Man. And to each generation was born a Creature of Light and a Creature of Darkness... and great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then. Nobility. And unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man forever traded away wonder for reason."
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