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Old 06-11-2013, 04:58 PM   #21
Tannhauser
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(Mark Twight) asked, ‘Would you like to use steroids or HGH (human growth hormone) to get to where you want to go?’ I immediately said no. And he said, ‘Good. Because if you did, I wouldn’t train you.’
So Mark Twight was testing his new high-profile high-value client.

I bet it went down more like this:

Mark: So...Henry, would you like to use steroids or HGH to get where you want to go?'

Henry [horrified]: No, of course not.

Mark [disconcerted]: Yes...yes, of course. [Thinks quickly] What's that cat doing?

[Henry turns around to look. Mark quickly stuffs the package he has been holding back into his gym bag]

Henry: What cat?

Mark [smoothes hair and composes himself]: Oh, it's gone now. But I'm glad you said no. You see, I was testing you. If you had said 'yes', I could never have trained you.

[has sudden brainwave] Now, I've got some extra-special vitamins you're going to be taking...
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