I'm not sure whether to eat this or to send it to the doctor for a nasty STD.
The good news is that, aside from the mayonnaise ejaculate, it looks pretty Paleo. I'd hit it.
"Somewhere, someone isn't impressed by your looks. Not all men jump through the hoops of your fire. You're unbelievably boring to more people than you'll ever know." --Henry Rollins
"If someone tells you something is easy and they can't explain how to do it, it's not easy." --Steve Shaw