There is a guy at work who embodies almost everything on the left hand side of the graphic. He is the most terrifically positive and nice person. But all the same, I sometimes wish he would fall down a well.
230 strict press @ 220; bodyweight+187 X 4 dips @ 180; 403 front squat @ 210; 10 000 push-ups.
Ignoring irrelevant credentials since I was 17.