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Old 04-07-2013, 09:17 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by BendtheBar View Post
Phillips unveils new mega-nostril at wedding

Entrepreneur Bill Phillips has chosen his wedding day to reveal his mono-nostril to the world. "I got to thinking," said the perma-tanned professional shortarse, "why should I mess around with two tiny nostrils when I could have one enormous one?"

Phillips claims that the new nostril allows for increased air-flow and that he can now make noises like a bassoon.
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