Phillips unveils new mega-nostril at wedding
Originally Posted by BendtheBar
Entrepreneur Bill Phillips has chosen his wedding day to reveal his mono-nostril to the world. "I got to thinking," said the perma-tanned professional shortarse, "why should I mess around with two tiny nostrils when I could have one enormous one?"
Phillips claims that the new nostril allows for increased air-flow and that he can now make noises like a bassoon.