Glute ham raises on the GHR machine. Can't do 'em. Often have to be cut free from the machine by the fire department.
Snatches - apart from lifting it with your nose, it's the silliest, most unnatural way to get a weight from floor to overhead
Carrying things - because I have the grip of a nine year old.
230 strict press @ 220; bodyweight+187 X 4 dips @ 180; 403 front squat @ 210; 10 000 push-ups.
Ignoring irrelevant credentials since I was 17.