An elevator encounter
A small guy, about 5'4 and 140lbs, gets on an elevator and stops in his tracks. He meets a giant guy who immediately says "7 feet 6 inches, 400 pounds, 15 inch member, 3 pound balls, Turner Brown."
The small guy just stares and says "Ex-exc-exc-excuse m-me?"
So the big guy repeats himself. "7 feet 6 inches tall, I weigh 400lbs, I have a 15 inch member and my balls weigh 3 pounds each. Names Turner Brown. Those are the answers to what everyone asks me."
The other guy says "Oh thank god,I thought you said "turn around." "
If violence doesnt solve your problems, youre not using enough of it