When lowering yourself to the toilet, you have to concentrate hard not to bounce out of the hole.
When camping, You think your friends are silly for having to use a log, wilst takeing a shyte. ATG is the only way to go.
When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. Sell not liberty to purchase power. - Benjamin Franklin
There are two ways to conquer and enslave a country.One is by the sword.The other is by debt. - John Adams