I think the story of Robbie's stolen torso might be on here somewhere.
I was very amused to see Lesson 9:
9: Vandalism (The Cult of Devastating Destruction)
That's the first time I've seen vandalism included on a self-defence course.
LEARN the DEVASTATING SECRETS that will let you RUIN your opponent's GARDEN HOSE!!
The THREE KILLER MOVES to GRAFFITI on his SHED!!
HOW to POST CHOW-MEIN through his LETTER-BOX and SMEAR his windows with PEANUT-BUTTER!!
SECRETS of the VANDAL-MASTERS can be YOURS!!