1 - My wife is an African Muslim and I am a fella from the West of Ireland who is not fond of organised religion!
2 - I decided to go back to college one night when I was cleaning toilets as part of my night porter job in a crappy hotel. Decided I wasn't going to spend my life like that. 5 years later, I graduated with a Master's Degree in Literature and Publishing.
3 - I have had an illness where I constantly produce mucus for about 10 years. Spent 2 years going in and out of hospitals, took insane amounts of antibiotics and even had surgery, all to no avail. It got so bad I kept throwing up and couldn't hold food down for 6 months. Ended up losing 55 pounds during that time.
I was going to add the fact that I'm very sexy but y'all know that already