I have no children myself, but I've been around them forever since I have an older sibling who had 4, and they had kids...
This thread is dedicated to the kooky, annoying, sweet or boneheaded things kids do or say.
Here's a scenario I constructed after BtB commented in my log. I'll repost it here to get things started.
If you take your children to the pool, you get no peace:
- "What son?"
Boy jumps in the pool.
- "Nice one son."
"DAD! Did you see me? DAD?"
I've seen it a hundred times! LOL
"There's nothing wrong with being a large mammal." - Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison - The Doors (1991)
Sergey Krastio Trelawny