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Old 12-02-2011, 01:27 PM   #8
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It's from a comedian named yakov smirnoff. He used wordplay to compare America to Russia.

"We have no gay people in Russia there are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it. The punishment is seven years locked in prison with other men. There is a three-year waiting list for that."

Here are some of his singature jokes;

In America, your job determines your marks.
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job!

In America, you assassinate presidents.
In Soviet Russia, presidents assassinate you!

In America, you throw parties.
In Soviet Russia, parties throw you!

In America, you watch Big Brother.
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you!
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