Originally Posted by BendtheBar
Talking about weight gain shakes elsewhere, so I thought I would weigh in with mine:
The ultimate weight gain shake
. 4086 calories of love
--16 ounces of heavy cream. 1642 calories
--2 cups whole milk. 294 calories
--1 cup ice cream. 460 calories
--1 handful of almonds. 164 calories.
--1 large banana. 120 calories.
--1 ounce dark chocolate. 156 calories.
--1 serving Serious Mass
. 1250 calories.
Top with whipped cream, bacon crumbles and caramel sauce to taste...
That's on a different level of awesomeness. I've never come across anything like that. Your blood must have enough chemical energy in it to start forest fires.