Hahah I just came back and saw all these comments...I love all you guys!! Who knew a trip to the bathroom could turn out to be the event of the year? Pulitzer prize winning, even??
What's more hard to believe is that I didn't get a flurry of people telling me how unbelievably gross I am. Well, because I AM, I mean, I wouldn't have disagreed with anyone there. But I make being gross look good, and at least a tad funny.
I gotta go back and read my story and lol all over again.
"Somewhere, someone isn't impressed by your looks. Not all men jump through the hoops of your fire. You're unbelievably boring to more people than you'll ever know." --Henry Rollins
"If someone tells you something is easy and they can't explain how to do it, it's not easy." --Steve Shaw