I have a story that will either make you sick or horny. At my gym there is a row of Stairmasters between the squat rack and a couple of bench press units. They made room for extra cardio machines because the women were always fighting over them.
Anyway, there's this one woman in her mid-40's who wears the same thin tight yellow t-shirt every day. She doesn't have a great body but she has huge saggy boobs. She's on the Stairmaster 24/7 I swear to god. And with all the mirrors you're constantly staring at her sweaty old tits sticking to her t-shirt. Her nipples are always sticking out and they look like thumbs. I don't know if she's slow or what, but for all the cardio she does you figure she might be thin by now.
I IS the not so swole RRRRamon!!!