Nice! So let's see what we have there:
1) Start off with a nice Strawman argument citing a supposedly real life example to connect to the reader.
2) Amusing picture to get the reader on side.
3) Unnecessary and inappropriately used mumbo jumbo, to wow aforementioned reader.
4) Instructional video with an abnormally HIGH level of 'fruity' overtones.
5) Catchphrase summary.
I do believe ladies and gentlemen ... this article has it all!