Someone tell me what the hell this is...
I've seen one when I was looking at a new townhouse, and it was next to the door handle. So after someone screamed like a girl (it could have been myself or the salesman), I told the guy there was no way I was touching it. Eventually he pushed it away with the floor mat, as it flared those chompers and gave us a very pissed off look.
I didn't take a pic of it then, and when I told everyone they looked at me like I was telling fairy tales. Anyone know what this small-child-eating creature this is? Hard to tell by the pics but the fangs are about 3 inches long and the bug is about 6-7 inches. The scary thing is that this one is smaller than the one I saw. And the scarier thing is I've never seen one, and now I've seen two... They're invading us!
The Greatest Respect You Can Earn is Self Respect.